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Finished Painting [ CONTENT OVERRIDE: KILROY2.0 IS HERE!!! ] The House

October 27, 2009 by Lynette ·

It’s been a long long weekend, we are having the Pumpkin’s 2nd birthday party on Sunday (his actual birthday is on Halloween) – I can’t believe he’s *2* already! Being that I work well with deadlines, we decided to invite a gazillion people over to motivate myself to fix the ‘honey-do’ list around the house. Last year – YIKES – the shower upstairs

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leaked and ran down the wall, messing up the paint in the downstairs bathroom and kitchen. So I finally fixed it. $20 for paint and $300 for all the new fixtures, cabinet and mirror I wanted. I’ll post pictures when I can!

PS – Today my favorite author of all time, J.C. Hutchins, has his brand new book “7th Son” hitting all major bookstores. Websites, Facebook, and Twitter accounts worldwide are getting ‘hacked’ by one of the main characters of the book. It’s an amazing story, you really need to check it out. Be sure to visit his site, subscribe to his podcast (he gives the audio book away for *free*), and purchase a copy or two of the book to read. I promise it’s great!

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Baby Jail

August 30, 2009 by Lynette ·

Baby jail That’s what we call it. Baby Jail. It’s the nickname for the rig we had to construct to contain my 22 month old Houdini toddler. A few weeks back he discovered his own upper body strength and hoisted himself up and out of his crib with a very pronounced thud to the floor as a reward. Being a very curious little fellow, he repeated the experiment several times just to see if the result was the same. It was.

In the process of his escape attempts, he broke the front wall of the crib clear off the track. With the locking clips broken, we had few choices. First choice – buy a new crib and accompanying crib tent, but he will only be in it for another year or so, and he sure as hell isn’t getting any more siblings, so not very cost-effective. Second choice – convert the crib into a toddler bed (it’s a 3-in-1 crib meant to be a crib, toddler bed, and full size headboard) and make the best of it. A quick trip to Babies R Us for a bed rail and a gate for the doorway and we were all set. Of course the sales associate I get is pregnant with her first baby. The look of horror on her face when I asked for help constructing a baby jail to constrain my toddler in his room was priceless. First time parents are funny.

Read the full article on New Jersey Moms Blog…

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Toddler Days

October 13, 2008 by Lynette ·

They are here and I’m screwed. Nothing is safe, at least nothing 3′ or less from the ground. I’m trying to quickly revamp our ‘formal’ living room and get the television, stereo, and video consoles moved up there so that our family room can be a ‘no power strip’ zone. He’s fond of ripping through the baby-proofing and switching on-off-on-off-on-off the power strip that runs the XBOX right when my daughter is in the middle of a game. So, for your enjoyment, here are a few seconds of the baby walking on video. Now imagine that all day, every day, from now until the end of time for me.

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And So It Begins…

July 14, 2008 by Lynette ·

The baby started crawling today, just a few ‘steps’ at a time.

Right now Kidlette is jumping over the baby while he’s on the floor trying to crawl. This cannot be good. Parental intervention is called for. Time for hardcore baby-proofing!

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