See, I have no willpower. Lifespeed tonight, at the Surf Club. I’m too old for this. People call me ma’am when I go out to clubs.

Michelle, I love you, and I will sacrifice a night of going online in Second Life to hit the bar and do shots with you. I will do my hair and wear makeup. I will wade through crowds of drunk-vacationing-skinny-blonde-20-somethings for our friendship.

Off now for a nap………

EDIT : Well a migraine nixed my plans, took a nap at 6pm and got up at 8am the next morning. So much for going out.